⚠ REQUIRES GECKOLIB

🤪 Get ready for pure chaos! 🤪

Made by Empirecraft Studios, Crazy Villagers fills your world with weird, hilarious and unexpected villagers: fat villagers, pooping villagers, thieves that rob you at night, a psycho with an axe, a chef who cooks for you, a builder who builds for you, a grandpa with way too many stories... and a giant Mecha Villager boss!

BIG UPDATE: completely rebuilt from scratch. Faster, lots of bugs fixed, new villagers, new jobs, new structures, cartoon animations and effects everywhere. Works in multiplayer.

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1. 💼 New Village Jobs

Three new jobs for normal villagers. Look for their new houses in plains, taiga, savanna and snowy villages, or place the job block next to a villager without a job. Here are the new jobs:

• 👨‍🍳 Chef (Kitchen Stove)
  Find him in the Chef’s House, which has its own kitchen and a smoking chimney. Right-click him while holding raw food. He carries it to his stove, puts his frying pan on it, flips your food and walks back to hand it to you cooked. Free! Sometimes he adds a little extra on the house.
  
  
  
  
• 👷 Builder (Builder’s Table)
  Find him in the Builder’s Workshop. Buy Blueprints from him: Lamp Post, Bench, Flower Bed, Log Pile, Scarecrow, Little Well, Market Stall, Vegetable Garden or a whole Tiny House! Hold a blueprint to see a preview of where it goes. Right-click the ground and the Builder walks over, pulls out his hammer and builds it block by block.
  
  
  
  
• 👴 Elder (Rocking Chair)
  Find him in the Elder’s House. Right-click him and he tells you one of 30 funny stories. Listen to the end and he gives you a max-level enchanted book (Mending, Fortune III, Sharpness V and more). One story per day! Sneak + right-click to trade.

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2. 🌙 Night Troublemakers

• 🦹 Thief Villager
  Sneaks into villages at night. Picks villagers’ pockets and steals from your inventory! If he robs you he glows, so chase him down and hit him to get your stuff back. He vanishes at sunrise.
  
  
  
  
• 🪓 Psycho Villager
  A rare night visitor who laughs like a maniac and smashes glass, torches and pots. Calm him down with a Milk Bottle.
  
  
  

Iron Golems hunt both of them!

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3. 🧀 Fat Villager

Feed a normal villager 32 Cheese Bread (right-click) and watch it turn into a chunky Fat Villager that rolls around.

4. 🫃🏻 Fat Players?!

Cheese Bread can be eaten even when you’re full. Eat a whole stack (64) in one go and YOU get fat: big round belly, slower, and everyone can see it. The only cure? Run 1000 blocks!

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5. 👶🏻 Newborn Baby Villager & Bodyguard

Find Adoption Centres in plains biomes (the Elder can also sell you a map to one). Right-click a crib to open it and take out a Small Baby Villager. The cribs there refill over time.

Place the baby on the ground and feed it Milk Bottles. When it grows up it becomes your loyal Villager Bodyguard: it follows you, fights for you, and sits or follows when you right-click it. Heal it with bread.

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6. 💩 Pooping Villager, Dirty Mobs & Villager Girl

• Pooping Villager: spawns with new villagers. Walk near it and it... poops and dies, dropping Poop.
• Throw Poop at ANY mob or player to make it a Dirty mob: smelly, slower, covered in mud. Dirty players can’t trade! Wash off in water or rain; dirty villagers go back to normal with a water bucket.
• Villager Girl: give her a flower and she becomes your lover, follows you around and talks to you. ❤
• Disabled Villager: a hurt villager may become one. It hits back with its cane!
  

7. 💊 Chatur Pills

Eat one and you start farting and pooping for 90 seconds (each fart even gives you a little boost). Each extra pill makes it worse. You can feed them to mobs too!

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8. 🤖 Mecha Villager Boss

Find the Mecha Villager Spawn Item in village chests, then throw it on the ground to start the summoning ritual.

The Mecha has 5 attacks: fist smash, shockwave stomp, twin palm lasers (hide behind blocks!), homing missiles and a charge that stuns it if it hits a wall. Below half health it goes into OVERDRIVE. Comes with its own boss music!

Drops: Mecha Core (right-click for Strength, Resistance and Speed), the Mecha music disc, diamonds, iron and more.

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9. 🍕 Items & Recipes

• Cheese: Milk Bucket (shapeless) → 3 Cheese. Also found in village chests.
• Cheese Bread: Bread / Cheese / Bread (stacked vertically)
• Milk Bottle: Milk Bucket above Glass Bottle
• Pizza Slice: Bread + Cheese + Beetroot → 3
• Cheese Pie: 2 Cheese + Egg + Sugar + Wheat
• Villager Stew: Bowl + Carrot + Baked Potato + Cooked Beef + Cheese
• Chatur Pills: Sugar + Poop + Fermented Spider Eye + Glass Bottle → 4
• Builder’s Hammer: iron + sticks. Right-click a block to turn it, sneak + right-click to flip it.
• Frying Pan: iron + stick. A weapon that goes BONK!
• Kitchen Stove, Builder’s Table, Rocking Chair: job blocks. You can sit on the Rocking Chair!
  
  

Everything (spawn chances, fat distance, building, griefing and more) can be changed in the config.

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